1 00:00:03,344 --> 00:00:04,310 - Have you ever heard the phrase, 2 00:00:04,413 --> 00:00:07,344 "Not all skin folks are kin folks?" 3 00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:09,413 There's two types of Black people. 4 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:11,965 There's Harriet Tubman and then there's Key Shadow. 5 00:00:12,068 --> 00:00:15,241 Key Shadow is the bitch who Harriet 6 00:00:15,344 --> 00:00:17,379 had to pistol whoop out of slavery. 7 00:00:19,482 --> 00:00:21,965 And even though Key Shadow thought Harriet was a fool, 8 00:00:22,068 --> 00:00:24,827 Harriet stayed true to who she was 9 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:26,137 and got both of them to freedom. 10 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:29,413 And tonight's episode is about how hard it is 11 00:00:29,517 --> 00:00:33,275 to be Harriet on a plantation full of Key Shadows. 12 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:37,896 And on a little foot note, when they both got free, 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,689 Harriet whooped a wig off that bitch. 14 00:00:40,793 --> 00:00:44,068 [laughter and applause] 15 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:47,724 - So my history professor, sweetest little old guy, 16 00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:50,206 he looks at me closely and he shakes his head 17 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,241 and he says, "William, 18 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,275 "where do you think you're gonna get in life 19 00:00:54,379 --> 00:00:57,275 if you bully, lie, cheat?" 20 00:00:57,379 --> 00:01:00,758 "I don't know, sir, the White House." 21 00:01:03,172 --> 00:01:06,310 - Is William funny or what? - Or what? 22 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:08,000 - That's true. But he owns the comedy club. 23 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:09,310 If he hears me laughing, 24 00:01:09,413 --> 00:01:11,137 he might give me a spot on Saturday nights. 25 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:12,620 - Man, I'm glad I'm funny 26 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,310 so I don't have to suck up or suck dicks. 27 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:19,206 - I don't suck up. 28 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,344 - You suck dicks? 29 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,586 - Okay, guys, I know that I'm a tough act to follow, 30 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:27,206 but let's make our new act feel welcome. 31 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:30,689 Straight outta Hotlanta, give it up for Ms. Pat. 32 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:34,620 [cheering and applause] 33 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:39,068 - Hello. Y'all, give it up for William K. 34 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:42,103 [applause] 35 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:43,827 - Never thought I'd see a Black man 36 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:46,310 running a white club. 37 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:48,379 Go and give a sister a Saturday night slot. 38 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:50,931 Hook a bitch up, William K. 39 00:01:51,034 --> 00:01:53,689 Me and William K up in this bitch. 40 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:57,103 Y'all ever been shot at by your mama before? 41 00:01:57,206 --> 00:02:00,034 Oh, just me. Oh, okay. 42 00:02:00,137 --> 00:02:02,000 My mom was part-time handicapped, y'all. 43 00:02:02,103 --> 00:02:05,896 She could only walk after she cashed her disability check. 44 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:09,655 And she would come into the room with her pistol, y'all, 45 00:02:09,758 --> 00:02:11,103 because we wouldn't move fast enough. 46 00:02:11,206 --> 00:02:12,448 Be like, "Pow pow, bitches, 47 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:14,482 didn't I tell y'all to come turn that TV?" 48 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:16,758 And I'm sitting there thinking like, we poor as hell. 49 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:20,206 Where she keep getting all these bullets from? 50 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:23,758 You shouldn't have more bullets than you do food. 51 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:25,000 You can laugh white people. 52 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,793 You feeling sorry for me, you can write me a check. 53 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,724 But the first time I got shot, y'all, 54 00:02:31,827 --> 00:02:34,793 I was standing on the corner running inventory through... 55 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,172 - Okay! 56 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:39,655 That took a dark turn. Pun intended. 57 00:02:39,758 --> 00:02:41,310 I'm sorry about those Def Jam jokes, folks, 58 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:45,137 but let's give it up for Ms. Pat, everybody. 59 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:46,275 [applause] 60 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:48,137 - ♪ Come on it's time to go 61 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:51,310 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" 62 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:54,793 - So-so-so you telling me y'all don't have anything? 63 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:56,551 Come on, man. 64 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:59,206 I didn't move my whole family out here just to be furloughed. 65 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,620 - Man, killing people is fun. 66 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,137 I see why you and your basement-dwelling friends 67 00:03:04,241 --> 00:03:06,034 do it all day. 68 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,172 - Some of my friends actually leave their basement 69 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,655 to go to these big tournaments. 70 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:11,793 They be making mad money at those. 71 00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:13,103 - Yeah, well, that's good, 72 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:17,586 because I'm sure they got to feed their blow-up dolls. 73 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:19,448 - If your friends making money 74 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,034 from playing video games, 75 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:23,551 then what the hell you doing down there? 76 00:03:23,655 --> 00:03:26,275 - It is a process, Pops. Okay? 77 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,103 But in the meantime, don't trip, 78 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:30,413 'cause I got a job... interview tomorrow. 79 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:34,827 And I set my alarm this time. 80 00:03:34,931 --> 00:03:37,137 - Hey, superstar! 81 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:37,965 How'd that open-mic night go? 82 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:40,241 - You know my sis killed it. 83 00:03:40,344 --> 00:03:44,068 - I want to kill that punk-ass club owner. 84 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:45,413 - What happened? 85 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,310 - That Waldo-looking motherfucker 86 00:03:46,413 --> 00:03:48,793 treated me like straight trash. 87 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,827 - What'd he do? 88 00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:52,103 - Ten seconds in, y'all, 89 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:54,172 he snatched the mic out of my hand. 90 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,655 - Snatched? And he still got an arm? 91 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:57,827 - Oh, we about to go beat this nigga up. 92 00:03:57,931 --> 00:04:00,172 Where's the Vaseline? 93 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:04,068 - Vaseline or gasoline? 94 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:06,172 - Both. - Stop. 95 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:07,896 I'm serious, y'all. 96 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,068 I even tried to ask him what was wrong with my set. 97 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:11,551 Do you know he ran off for me 98 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,068 like I was the damn Ding-a-Ling Man. 99 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,689 - Man, forget that club, Mom. 100 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:17,379 You don't need all that negative energy. 101 00:04:17,482 --> 00:04:19,103 - I need a spot like I had back in Atlanta 102 00:04:19,206 --> 00:04:21,689 so I can work on my new material and stay on my feet. 103 00:04:21,793 --> 00:04:23,758 - Baby, you want me to handle him for you? 104 00:04:23,862 --> 00:04:24,931 - No, baby. 105 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:28,275 There's something prayer warriors just can't fix. 106 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,827 - Prayer? You need to be using them big-ass hands 107 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:32,172 to knock his teeth out. 108 00:04:32,275 --> 00:04:36,344 - I hate to say it, Ma, but maybe you are the problem. 109 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,448 - Is the basement squatter trying to tell me 110 00:04:38,551 --> 00:04:41,551 I'm the fucking problem? 111 00:04:41,655 --> 00:04:44,896 - I'm just saying, these days image is everything. 112 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,068 And important people do have important agents 113 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:48,758 to do all the talking for them. 114 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:51,413 - Oh, thank you for your advice, basement boy. 115 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:54,620 I'll just call up Bernie Mac and Red Foxx's people. 116 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:57,793 I'm quite sure they're available. 117 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,448 - We all can't be geniuses. - Genius? 118 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:04,241 Coming from somebody who think bears make honey. 119 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:07,724 - Then why else would they put it in a bear-shaped bottle? 120 00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:11,655 - I'm fine, y'all. I'm just gonna go back tomorrow 121 00:05:11,758 --> 00:05:14,793 and try to talk to that Oreo T'challa. 122 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,689 - Baby, it's good to finally see you 123 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,517 getting in touch with your soft side. 124 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,310 - I want to beat the soft side of his ass. 125 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:21,000 - That's what I'm talking about. 126 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:24,517 Let me get the keys! 127 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:25,862 - Yeah, let's ride out! 128 00:05:25,965 --> 00:05:27,068 - No, no, no, baby! Now wait, wait, wait! 129 00:05:27,172 --> 00:05:29,310 Now my baby is going to kill him with kindness. 130 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,413 - Okay, well, I had the same idea, 131 00:05:32,517 --> 00:05:33,931 just minus the kindness part. 132 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,862 - Look, we ain't listening to none of your ideas over there 133 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:39,103 looking like a ghetto Cocker Spaniel. 134 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,965 Come on. - I'm sorry. 135 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:43,379 We married. It's hard to find a Black man. 136 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,413 - Oh, snap. 137 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,517 I just had a great idea. 138 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,551 This is where you ask me what it is. 139 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:58,689 - Nope. Do not tell me nothing, 140 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,000 because if I don't know anything, 141 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:02,034 they can't make me testify. 142 00:06:02,137 --> 00:06:05,793 - You ain't never lied. 143 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:07,517 - So-so-so how long do you think 144 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,655 this is going to be going on, huh? 145 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:12,620 Look, man, I can't afford to not be working, 146 00:06:12,724 --> 00:06:15,206 you know what I'm saying, so... 147 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:17,379 - Cheese puffs? - I gotta go. 148 00:06:17,482 --> 00:06:20,172 - I didn't hear anything. 149 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:22,482 So when did you get fired? 150 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:29,931 - Oh. I didn't get fired, man. I got furloughed. 151 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:32,724 - Oh, man, for how long? 152 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,620 - First they said one week, now they talking about two. 153 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:36,827 So it could be a while, so... 154 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:39,413 - Dang. 155 00:06:39,517 --> 00:06:41,517 So does Mom know you got fired? 156 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:44,724 I mean furloughed? 157 00:06:44,827 --> 00:06:46,724 - Your mom got enough problems on her own. 158 00:06:46,827 --> 00:06:49,896 Now you heard what she said last night. 159 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,551 I just got to find the right moment to tell her, 160 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:53,344 you know what I'm saying? 161 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,551 - You should tell her right before 162 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:55,655 you go to bed on Friday night. 163 00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:58,793 - Why? - Because Friday is a weekday. 164 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:02,413 She gonna be too tired to argue. 165 00:07:02,517 --> 00:07:04,172 But see, the next day is Saturday. 166 00:07:04,275 --> 00:07:06,379 You can cheer her up with a lunch of free samples 167 00:07:06,482 --> 00:07:08,827 down there at Sam's Club, huh, huh? 168 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:13,310 Plus, she'll have the whole weekend to get over it. 169 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:14,689 See, trial and error taught me 170 00:07:14,793 --> 00:07:16,448 that Friday nights are the most considerate time 171 00:07:16,551 --> 00:07:18,241 to disappoint women. 172 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:19,827 You're welcome, Pops. 173 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:24,620 - Brandon, please stop sniffing whatever it is you sniffing. 174 00:07:25,931 --> 00:07:29,137 And promise me that you gonna keep your mouth shut, okay? 175 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,137 - So this is a secret? 176 00:07:31,241 --> 00:07:33,310 - Yeah. - Uh-uh. 177 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:35,310 - Between us men. I trust you. 178 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,586 - Why? I don't even trust me. 179 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:38,551 You know in the Bible where it says, 180 00:07:38,655 --> 00:07:41,758 "Loose lips sink ships?" That's me! 181 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,586 Man, I'm looser than a white girl at the NBA draft. 182 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:48,793 - Brandon, calm down! You got this! 183 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,137 - That's what Aunt Denise said 184 00:07:50,241 --> 00:07:51,655 right before them cops offered me a Fruit Roll-Up. 185 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:54,724 I told them that she was hiding underneath the car. 186 00:07:54,827 --> 00:07:57,586 - Look, man, you're a grown-ass man. 187 00:07:57,689 --> 00:08:00,931 Okay? You can do this. I know you can. 188 00:08:01,034 --> 00:08:04,827 - All right, Terry. You said it, I can do this. 189 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:05,517 - Mm. 190 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,689 Grown-man business. 191 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:09,689 - I got you, grown-man business. 192 00:08:12,137 --> 00:08:13,206 [alarm blares] 193 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:16,310 - What's that alarm for? 194 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,379 - It's my job interview. 195 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:19,344 - All right, grown man! 196 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:21,965 Ha ha! When is it? 197 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,172 - Now. 198 00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:29,103 - What you waiting for, boy? 199 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:30,620 - A ride. 200 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:33,344 - That's a damn shame. 201 00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:34,689 Come on, move it, boy. 202 00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:37,172 Your left! Your left! Your left, right... 203 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:39,827 - I need you to put more water in the tequila bottles, okay? 204 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:42,379 - Can I talk to you for a minute? 205 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,965 - Well, I've already seen what you've done with a minute. 206 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:46,965 I need to get back to running this comedy club. 207 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,965 - What was wrong my set last night? 208 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:51,103 I did a spot in the small room, and I killed it. 209 00:08:51,206 --> 00:08:54,103 - That's the B Room. I don't go in there. 210 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:55,482 Main stage is different. 211 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:57,965 - Okay, sir, I'm gonna need you 212 00:08:58,068 --> 00:08:59,344 not to stand so close to my client. 213 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:01,827 - What the hell are you doing? 214 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:03,724 - And who might you be? 215 00:09:03,827 --> 00:09:06,758 - Well, I might be Pat's agent, Denise Ford, 216 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:08,793 with the Ford and Ford Agency of Fords. 217 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:11,586 - William K, Club Manager, pleasure. 218 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:15,000 And if you don't mind... - Oh, but I do. 219 00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:17,620 Yes, I heard that you wouldn't let my star client 220 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,413 finish her set last night. 221 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:22,000 - Star client? Hmm. 222 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,068 And how many of those do you have? 223 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,724 - Just her because she's a star, 224 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,000 but I'm here to talk to you. 225 00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:30,620 Now I'm willing to forgive that little mistake 226 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:33,068 that you made last night under a few conditions. 227 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:36,310 - Oh, she got conditions. Okay, okay, hit me up. 228 00:09:36,413 --> 00:09:39,793 - Well, first of all... 229 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:42,517 Okay, we're gonna need you to paint the green room 230 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,103 a Waffle-House yellow, 231 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,793 because she needs to decompress when she gets off stage. 232 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,482 And then in the room-- is there a reason 233 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:52,137 that you're not writing this down? 234 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:54,275 Oh, okay. 235 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:57,482 Well, we need the temperature set at 67.8 degrees. 236 00:09:57,586 --> 00:09:59,827 That's a shout out to the "A." 237 00:09:59,931 --> 00:10:03,413 And then Pat likes to snack on green seedless, 238 00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:05,000 pre-peeled grapes. 239 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:08,620 And she only likes to drink on room-temperature hot chocolate. 240 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:11,344 - You mean a Yoo-Hoo? 241 00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:14,448 - No, nigga. 242 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:16,724 Yoo-Hoo heard what the hell I said. 243 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,413 - And will your star client need the private jet 244 00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:22,137 to come and pick her up too? 245 00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:24,827 - Oh, well, shit! 246 00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:26,896 You know, I mean, if she ain't got to put in 247 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,448 on the gas, I'm 'bout it. 248 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,586 - This was an adorable little skit. 249 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:36,034 - Look, I had nothing to do with this. 250 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,758 Excuse my sister. 251 00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:40,379 You can see she suffers from bicolor hair disorder. 252 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:44,413 - Listen, I admire your ambition, 253 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,758 but there are no shortcuts at this club, Patricia. 254 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:49,172 - I know that better than anybody you book up in here. 255 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,551 - Then you should know we don't have urban nights here. 256 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,896 - What's that supposed to mean? 257 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,793 - The coon chip has been activated. 258 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,413 - Your act is not congruent with our clientele. 259 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:05,793 - I'm confused. - Okay. 260 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:08,000 Let me know if you can understand this. 261 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:11,310 Look, nigga... - Oh, okay. 262 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,862 - Your shit is too ghetto for my damn club, how about that? 263 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,862 - I'm 'bout to beat your Uncle Tom ass. 264 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:18,000 - Hey, don't make me call security! 265 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:22,896 - Don't you talk to my damn sister like that. 266 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,689 - Now I ain't gonna never get no date at the club now. 267 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,620 You done beat the nigga with your hair. 268 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,793 - Shit. 269 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:38,896 - [sighs] 270 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,413 - You want to talk about it? 271 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,137 - No. 272 00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,448 [sighs] 273 00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:47,724 - Daddy, Mama needs to talk to you about her problems! 274 00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:51,655 - You could talk to me, Ma. What's up? 275 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:54,413 - That dude is still being an asshole. 276 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,034 He won't even give me a chance. 277 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:58,000 - You see, white men are constantly forcing us 278 00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:01,896 to prove ourselves in spite of our obvious talent 279 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,275 just so they could assert their dominance. 280 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,379 It's so sick. 281 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,689 - Baby, he's Black. 282 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,137 - What? 283 00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:14,034 The coon chip has been activated. 284 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:16,724 - Hey, wait, isn't it a good thing that he's Black? 285 00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:19,551 - How is that a good thing, Junebug? 286 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,448 - 'Cause if he's not a racist, then that just means 287 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,793 Ma ain't funny. 288 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:27,275 - Or maybe he's a misogynist. 289 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,758 - Or that just means Ma ain't funny. 290 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,137 No offense, Ma. 291 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:37,206 - Well, did he explain what his problem is? 292 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:41,068 - Yeah, he said my act wasn't contusion for his audience. 293 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:44,000 - What? - She meant congruent. 294 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,034 - You understood that? 295 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,655 - Oh, yeah. I'm fluent in Mom's language. 296 00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,862 I call it Patois. 297 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,862 Get it? Pa-tois? 298 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,862 - You think you got jo-okes? 299 00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:01,172 - Do you? 300 00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:05,448 - Crusty-ass manager said I was too ghetto 301 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,896 to work at his club. 302 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,034 - Well, I mean... 303 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,517 - Well, you with me or you don't eat. 304 00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,448 - We are with you, Ma. 305 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,827 But okay, well, what are you always telling me 306 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:19,103 is the most important thing to remember in life? 307 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:22,275 - Keep wiping your ass till you don't see nothing? 308 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:29,862 - No, not that one. 309 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,724 Pay attention to your audience. 310 00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:32,931 You know, this is different than Atlanta, 311 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:37,586 so maybe you just need to write the right jokes. 312 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:40,655 - More like the white jokes. 313 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:41,793 - Brandon. 314 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:46,103 - I don't know nothing about nothing. 315 00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:49,310 - Can you be normal for five damn minutes, please? 316 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,379 - Okay, look, I really want to tell you, Ma, 317 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,344 but I promised to keep my mouth shut. 318 00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:54,758 - What the hell are you talking about? 319 00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:56,206 - Well... - I don't even care. 320 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,896 Look, you corny. 321 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,241 Write me some jokes that people like you laugh at. 322 00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:03,586 - Well, I laugh at your jokes. You calling yourself corny? 323 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:06,689 - I'm universally funny. Everybody laugh at me. 324 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:09,689 - Everybody except that manager. 325 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,724 - What's so funny? 326 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,379 - Junebug here being a shitty-ass son. 327 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:18,034 - Why don't y'all give me your mom a minute, huh? 328 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:27,000 - Hey, grown-man business. 329 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:34,034 - Listen, baby. I got to tell you something. 330 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,344 - Terry, don't try to give me no more advice, please. 331 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,310 Just let me be pissed off, okay? 332 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:42,275 - Okay. 333 00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,724 - You my husband, you supposed to make me feel better 334 00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,517 even when I tell you not to. 335 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,448 - See that, you the funniest person I know. 336 00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:52,620 I don't get why you're doubting yourself. 337 00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,517 - I'm not doubting myself. 338 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,137 - Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me, 339 00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:58,724 all because of what one man said. 340 00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,758 - It's not what he said, Terry. It's how he made me feel. 341 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:03,724 Hell, I do jokes about my life. 342 00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,413 He act like my truth don't matter. 343 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:07,965 - Well, I won't give you any advice since you asked me to. 344 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,137 - Thank you. 345 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,517 - But I will say that I know my wife. 346 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,551 So I know you're gonna do whatever it takes 347 00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,000 to get what you want. 348 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:18,034 That's how you got me. 349 00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,689 - Man, you got a job and good credit. 350 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:21,586 [phone buzzes] 351 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,310 - You gonna get that? 352 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,068 - Oh, it's just Elizabeth trying to remind me 353 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:27,689 of the PTO meeting tomorrow. 354 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,758 - Look at you, you went from community service 355 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:33,068 to serving the community. 356 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,172 - Brandon. - Hm? 357 00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:41,793 - What are you doing? 358 00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:45,793 - Okay, fine, you win. I'll spill it. 359 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,896 Terry just got laid off and he's too scared to tell Mama. 360 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,862 Whoo! I'm glad I got that off my chest. 361 00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,482 - Oh, my God. 362 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,137 Does that mean I have to eat free lunch? 363 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,965 - Hey, y'all got to promise me 364 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,034 that you're not going to tell Mama or Denise. 365 00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:04,172 - Promise not to tell Denise what? 366 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,413 - Brandon, you better tell me what it is 367 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:10,517 you're not supposed to tell me 368 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,206 or I'm gonna burn the shit out of you. 369 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,172 - That Terry got laid off. 370 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,448 - Oh, Brandon, seriously! - Oh, please. 371 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,206 You were going to post it on your TikTok anyway. 372 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:24,482 Man, you didn't even get a Fruit Roll-Up this time. 373 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,931 You know, I never thought I'd see the day 374 00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:30,034 where I had a job and Terry don't. 375 00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,551 - What's the job, being Wendy Williams? 376 00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:40,758 - No, they got a bitch spinning signs 377 00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:43,310 outside of Liberty Chicken. 378 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:46,758 But, listen, I don't like this secret, y'all. 379 00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,413 I think we gotta tell Pat. 380 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,413 all: No! 381 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:53,827 - Yes, we do. Pat deserves to know that 382 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,482 Terry done got laid off up in here. 383 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,413 I mean, it's just--you guys can't be telling secrets 384 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,724 about your Mama-- [mutters indistinctly] 385 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:03,517 I said respect Terry, okay, 386 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,000 in this man's house and let him tell Pat 387 00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:08,689 when the time is right for him. 388 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,586 - Damn it. 389 00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:14,724 - Grown-man business, huh? - What? 390 00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,482 I told you, I'm not good with big secrets. 391 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,206 I mean, that's why I had to stop using your clippers 392 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,310 to shave my pubes. 393 00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:26,448 - Get out of my face. 394 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,413 - Okay, guys, so we need one more volunteer 395 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:35,827 for the sock hop next week. Pam, can I count on you? 396 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,000 Pam? 397 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,517 So that's a yes. Thank you, Pam. 398 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:44,724 Okay, well, thanks, you guys. Meeting adjourned. 399 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:47,448 And feel free to help yourself to the delish refreshments 400 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:50,206 provided by Principal Horner. Yum-yum. 401 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:54,068 - What's up, Steel Magnolia. Did Shelby die yet? 402 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,310 - Hi, Pat. 403 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:58,206 Well, you just missed the entire meeting. 404 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,103 - That mean I was right on time. 405 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,586 Sorry, I was late, y'all. 406 00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,172 I was getting ready for my show tonight. 407 00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,034 - Oh. - Ooh, who made the cupcakes? 408 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,344 - I did! 409 00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:10,310 - You look like you make cupcakes. 410 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,310 Oh, these things will give you government hips. 411 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:15,862 - What does that even mean? 412 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,896 - Oh, it's just a more colorful way of saying 413 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,241 that the food was slamming. 414 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,896 - And slamming is a more colorful way 415 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,482 of saying it was good. 416 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:26,172 - All right, Laverne and Shirley. 417 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,379 I see y'all been using your Ro-negro Stone. 418 00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:32,827 - Yes, that's how you close the racial divide 419 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,448 by listening to each other's experiences, right? 420 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:37,827 - Since I know that, I'm gonna stop ignoring your phone call 421 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,965 like you my baby daddy. 422 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,482 - Oh. 423 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:45,206 - I love when white women laugh at the word baby daddy 424 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,517 like y'all don't have one. 425 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,137 - I don't have one. I co-parent. 426 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,344 - Girl, a co-parent ain't nothing 427 00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,620 but a baby daddy who came to court. 428 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,965 - What do you call a baby mama? 429 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,172 - A saint. - Yeah. 430 00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:00,551 - And don't say it again 'cause I don't like 431 00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:01,827 how it come out of your mouth. 432 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,827 Sound like Sandra Bullock in "The Blind Side." 433 00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:06,620 - You're hysterical! 434 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:07,862 - I haven't laughed this hard since... 435 00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:11,241 - Your last threesome? 436 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,344 - Um, hey, Pat, 437 00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,862 so Pam, Martha, and I are about to grab some appletinis, 438 00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,310 and you should join us. 439 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,241 - As much as I would like to join y'all unhappy hour, 440 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:22,896 I gotta go home and get ready for my set. 441 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,551 - Oh. [mouths words] 442 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:27,758 - You know what? 443 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,103 Since y'all about to drink and turn your cars 444 00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:33,413 into weapons anyway, 445 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,827 y'all should come to my comedy show tonight. 446 00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,965 - Oh, that could be fun. 447 00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,241 - I really should go home and feed my children, 448 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:42,793 but as you would say, fuck them kids. 449 00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:44,206 - So it's settled. 450 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,758 Parents night out at Pat's show. Ah! 451 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,206 - Don't do it again, bitch. I've been shot. 452 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:56,586 - Hey, Denise, when is Andrew Dice Clay gonna go up? 453 00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:59,620 - I thought that was Andrew Dice Clay. 454 00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:02,103 - Oh, no. He's not nearly as sexy. 455 00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:05,034 I love a man who reminds me of John Travolta from "Grease." 456 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,827 Actually he might have been sexier in "Hairspray." 457 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:11,241 - Patricia. 458 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,000 Back again, I see. 459 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,965 - Ain't no quit in me. 460 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:15,931 - There isn't any-- 461 00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:18,620 never mind. 462 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:19,965 Oops. 463 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,827 It looks like we're all out of time for tonight. 464 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,448 Oh, shucks. Maybe you can try again next week. 465 00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,827 - Come on, William K, why you keep doing this to me? 466 00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:30,413 Just give me a chance. 467 00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:33,724 - It's not personal. I just do not like your humor. 468 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:36,103 - Speaking of humor, I've had pap smears 469 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:37,551 that was funnier than you. 470 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,241 - Hm. 471 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,206 - But if I was a club owner, 472 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,413 I wouldn't try to shut you down. 473 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:43,793 Don't we have enough problems 474 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,000 without us getting in each other's way? 475 00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:48,413 - Fine. I'll think about it. 476 00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:49,931 - You know what I think, 477 00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:52,310 I think you're intimidated by people who funnier than you, 478 00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:54,241 especially when they look like you. 479 00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:56,241 - Hmm, and what is that supposed to mean? 480 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,758 - I mean, bitch, I'm funny. 481 00:20:57,862 --> 00:21:00,793 And I'm tired of your crab in the barrel bullshit. 482 00:21:00,896 --> 00:21:02,793 - Maybe I'm on that bullshit because crabs 483 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,586 are never meant to be in a barrel. 484 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:07,551 [applause] 485 00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:10,931 - That was our last comic of the evening, 486 00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,482 ladies and gentlemen. 487 00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:15,068 [yelling and chanting] I wanna thank you all-- 488 00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:16,379 - We want Pat! 489 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:19,000 - We want Pat! 490 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:19,965 all: We want Pat! - Pat! 491 00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,000 all: We want Pat! - Pat! 492 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,827 all: We want Pat! - Pat! 493 00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:25,827 all: We want Pat! - Pat! 494 00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:28,000 all: We want Pat! 495 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:31,034 - This isn't my cup of tea, 496 00:21:31,137 --> 00:21:32,482 but bringing to the stage 497 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:33,620 the last comic of the night, 498 00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:34,965 Ms. Pat. 499 00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:39,034 [cheering and applause] 500 00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:40,931 - That's my sister! 501 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:44,000 - There she is! 502 00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:49,137 - So I went to a coffee shop and I asked for a small. 503 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,551 The lady said, "Do you want a tall?" 504 00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:54,379 I'm like, "No, lady, I want a small." 505 00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:59,068 - That's all right, baby. 506 00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:02,103 - Don't women be shopping? 507 00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:05,655 Things that make you go ooh. 508 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,448 Shucky ducky, quack, quack? 509 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,241 - More like shucky ducky, whack, whack. 510 00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:12,655 Am I right? Give it up. 511 00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,482 Ooh. 512 00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:17,793 - You know, what fuck these this cat joke. 513 00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:19,137 Don't William K. look like he fuck white bitches 514 00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:21,655 so he can have a place to live? 515 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,965 - He can live with me! 516 00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:28,344 - So I've been married for 20 years, y'all. 517 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,862 And when you've been married a long time, 518 00:22:29,965 --> 00:22:32,482 the bedroom could get boring as hell. 519 00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:37,000 My husband do the same damn sex move once a month, 520 00:22:37,103 --> 00:22:39,655 on top with the sheet on top of his head. 521 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,000 I'm like, who the fuck are you, a Klansman? 522 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,551 Sometimes I just lift the sheet and say, 523 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,172 "Faster, master, faster." 524 00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:50,379 Fuck is y'all white people oohing for? 525 00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:54,448 Y'all make the Klansman laugh at this shit. 526 00:22:56,172 --> 00:22:58,827 He don't like me to talk in the bedroom either, ladies. 527 00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:02,413 He say I got a deep voice, and I sound like his daddy. 528 00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:06,379 So I just wait till he stick it in, 529 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:08,482 I'm like, "Tear that pussy up." 530 00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:14,172 Goddamn it, I'm a comedian! 531 00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:16,344 [applause] 532 00:23:16,448 --> 00:23:17,724 - Amazing. - Thank you. 533 00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:19,827 - You killed it. It was so good. 534 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,793 - Thank you, I appreciate it. - That was really funny. 535 00:23:21,896 --> 00:23:25,586 - Thank you, I appreciate it. Make sure my baby pass. 536 00:23:28,965 --> 00:23:34,206 - Well, Patricia, I gotta say I'm still not a fan, 537 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,275 but apparently you have a few. 538 00:23:36,379 --> 00:23:37,724 - Thank you. 539 00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,517 - I don't want you doing open mic night anymore. 540 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,000 - What the fuck? 541 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:44,310 - Because I want to give you a slot on Saturday night. 542 00:23:44,413 --> 00:23:46,448 - Ooh. 543 00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:51,172 For real? 544 00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:53,206 - I'm serious, Patricia. 545 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,551 I heard what you meant earlier 546 00:23:55,655 --> 00:23:58,034 and not to mention you were undeniable tonight. 547 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,344 - You're damn right. 548 00:24:00,448 --> 00:24:02,275 - But you got to keep filling up these seats 549 00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:03,862 with at least ten paying people. 550 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,862 If not, it's back to open mic. 551 00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:09,275 Deal, Ms. Pat? 552 00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:10,724 - Deal. 553 00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:11,896 And when I bring ten people, 554 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,413 I want my room-temperature hot chocolate. 555 00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:16,758 - You mean, a Yoo-hoo. 556 00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:17,551 - Yeah. 557 00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:36,172 - Oh, don't bring that nigga to my house. 558 00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,827 - What was that all about? 559 00:24:41,931 --> 00:24:43,103 - What you mean? 560 00:24:43,206 --> 00:24:45,000 - Psst, that was too good. 561 00:24:45,103 --> 00:24:49,068 You only get sex that good when a nigga is unemployed. 562 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:51,758 - Pat, that's what I've been 563 00:24:51,862 --> 00:24:53,931 meaning to kind of talk to you about. 564 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,137 - What? 565 00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:58,000 - I got furloughed. 566 00:24:58,103 --> 00:24:59,448 - Ha. 567 00:24:59,551 --> 00:25:02,034 Man, stop trying to be funny. Go turn that light off, Terry. 568 00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:03,172 Let's go to bed. 569 00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:07,275 - Nah, baby, really. 570 00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:09,793 I'm sorry. 571 00:25:09,896 --> 00:25:13,137 - That was really some unemployed dick? 572 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:17,689 You mean to tell me the only person 573 00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:20,931 that got a job in this house is damn Statue of Liberty? 574 00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:24,689 Man, I feel like I'm in an episode of-- 575 00:25:24,793 --> 00:25:29,241 - ♪ "Good Times" 576 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,068 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 577 00:25:36,172 --> 00:25:37,517 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 578 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,344 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 579 00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:42,862 ♪ And you can't get enough 580 00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:54,206 - ♪ "Good Times" 581 00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:01,103 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 582 00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,551 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 583 00:26:02,655 --> 00:26:04,379 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 584 00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:07,896 ♪ And you can't get enough 585 00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:16,689 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 586 00:26:16,793 --> 00:26:18,758 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 587 00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:20,793 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 588 00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:23,310 ♪ And you can't get enough 589 00:26:23,413 --> 00:26:24,344 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 590 00:26:24,448 --> 00:26:27,448 ♪ With family and kids 591 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:29,862 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 592 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:35,137 ♪ And it's the best part that shows ♪